Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaha

(via wwiao)

my best friend in the whole world is more beautiful and lovely than this.

monsieur-j:

Moschino Cheap & Chic S/S 2011 Backstage

WANTT WANT WANT

CHECK DEM LIPZ. JUST KIDDING LULZ.

UNI HELP!

Help! I can’t choose between Bristol or Durham can anybody help me I’m studying Psychology and Philosophy if it helps…?

#Help  #Uni  #2012  #Bristol  #Durham  #decision  #life  

Reasons to say 'fuck you' to the Salvation Army. ›

mangosupasonic:

kiriamaya:

strawberryfaerie:

“The Salvation Army has refused assistance to gay couples unless they break up and “go straightMuslim families who refuse to attend “Christian Bible classes”kids who can’t prove their immigration status, and more.”

Admittedly, i only skimmed the article, but this quote alone should give you a pretty good idea of how awful they are.

EDIT: I also just learned of this:

Of course, the bigotry of the Salvation Army proved to be deadly towards a transgender woman in Austin, Texas just before Christmas in 2008.

Two years ago today trans woman Jennifer Gale was found dead sleeping on an Austin sidewalk outside a homeless shelter run by the Salvation Army. 
because they refused to take her in.

Wow.

I want everybody to understand what happened here. They refused to take in a trans woman, and she died as a result. They killed a trans woman. Killed. Because they “disagreed with her lifestyle”.

You wanna know why I can’t just be all “oh well, it’s their opinion, they’re entitled to it” when it comes to bigotry? This. This is fucking why.

I don’t shop there nor do they get my money as they annoying shove their bells in my face every time this year.

And to the classmate who would rather donate to them because you believe they don’t pocket most of their profits and you admit to knowing how fucked up their standards are - fuck off.

(via notsoholyghost)

With my baby, couldn’t be any happier.

#jake  #happy  

I have eaten 
the plums 
that were in 
the icebox 

and which 
you were probably 
saving 
for breakfast 

Forgive me 
they were delicious 
so sweet 
and so cold

— “This is Just to Say” by William Carlos Williams

ahahahahaha

sassyblackblogger:

inspiring lil wayne lyrics

  • almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
  • imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your fuckin head
  • i’m from the ghetto so gimmie my money

Just for the lols.

#lol  #Family Guy  

Everybody today.

#Life  #FML  #School  #Buffy